You can take the zoobie out of the BYU...

This morning I put on one of the last of my clean shirts, a BYU foreign language housing shirt and concealed it under my BYU hoodie. As I was walking out the door I slipped on my Spanish CTR (HLJ) ring that I acquired on my mission and recently found in a box full of other mission treasures. As I was walking from my car to my physics class I looked down and thought, "I've changed schools twice now, but I'm still a zoobie."

**For my friends who are not from BYU, a Zoobie is a nickname for a stereotypical BYU student.