Dating advice from an almost centenarian
I shared my dinner table today with a woman who will be 100 this September. She is always impeccably dressed and does not use any assistive devices such as canes or walkers. What's more, she has 3 boyfriends. Well, 1 is a for sure boyfriend and the other 2 are just prospects she says. I asked her for some pointers.
"Sometimes I hold my iced tea so that my hand will be cold. Then I put it on his arm and say, 'ooh. you're so warm' so that he will take my hand between both of his and rub them together to warm me up."
She went on to list all the men that she is currently flirting with. Her tablemate was even surprised. "You flirt with Edward, bent over Edward?!" "Well he doesn't bend over when I'm talking to him," Rosita responded. "You should see how straight he stands up when we share the elevator." With that she began to put on her lipstick in preparation for going back to her room. After all she was going to be passing James' table on the way out.
3 comments:
Are you planning on taking any of this dating advice?
I don't know. None of it seemed really applicable to me. I don't drink tea and I don't wear lipstick.
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